Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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