This is not my ceiling
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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