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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.

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(914): View more from New York

explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."

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(740): View more from Ohio

he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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(406): View more from Montana

I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.

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(915): View more from Texas

I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom

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