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So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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