I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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