There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just invented taco cereal.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
How many fucks given?
0.12846
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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