you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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