Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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