3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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