Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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