sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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