good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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