it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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