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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(607): View more from New York

Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned

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(251): View more from Alabama

Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.

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(619): View more from California

im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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(416): View more from Toronto

At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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(925): View more from California

You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub

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(253): View more from Washington

We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.

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