id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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