shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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