Swine flu. Run for my life!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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