Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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