no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you didnt know i had herpes?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Randomize