Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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