yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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