dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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