I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
