what if I'm pregnant?
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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