I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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