I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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