Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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