accomplished twins. life is a go
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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