And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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