great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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