is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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