whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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