how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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