Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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