butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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