i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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