Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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