i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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