i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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