how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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