I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I would fuck him just for his dog
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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