Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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