Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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