no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize