I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I think people are normalizing furries
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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