kristin has been a bad kristin
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
