You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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