we're blogging at a bar
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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