Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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