I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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