You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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