How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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