just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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